Party poopers

This is dedicated to all the people on this dear planet earth who iritate the crap out of people when it comes to parties, i.e., party poopers. :/

1. This is especially dedicated to those people who plan stuff, invite you, get your hopes THIS high… and then cancel the whole damn plan at the last moment. I’m gonna keep ranting about these people a lot. These people deserve a Nobel Prize for being able to irritate everyone in one shot. Even worse are those people who, just for kicks, invite you for their party, and then, when you’ve bought them a gift and all, call you up the day of the party and say, “Hey, listen… My parents told me they have to cancel today’s plan. There isn’t any party today. I’m so sorry. I’ll try to make it up to you in some way.” And you’re all like, “Oh… That’s okay. It’s your decision, really. I’m cool. Don’t apologize and all. It’s totally okay.” When you show up the next day at school, whoever was invited to the party says, “That was such an awesome party! It’s sad you weren’t able to come. How’s your hand? So-and-so said you couldn’t make it because you hurt your hand real bad.” You’re just standing there, wondering what on earth are they talking about and then you realize. That’s when you wanna beat yourself up (and the person who invited you) and ask yourself why you even associate yourself with such so-and-so’s. I’m glad to say I’ve never faced such a situation, but some people have and I feel really bad for them. I feel even worse for people who do that nonsense stated above because, people, you’re just lowering your reputation. Big time. Even if you do it just once. If more than once, then you, ma cherie, are THE most downtrodden person on this planet earth. Do you plan to keep your reputation up by the time you exit high school?

2. The tardy ones. I admit it, I do turn up late for some parties. NOT all. Some. I’m talking, not about people like me, who show up late for some parties. Oh, no, no, no. I’m talking about those noobs who turn up late for all the parties they’ve been invited to! These people make you wait so long to start the party. Finally, you’re so frustrated and worked up, that when they do you the favor of showing their faces almost an hour later, you want to take the heaviest vase available and break it on their heads. If this is the first time, okay. second, okay. Third, okay. Fourth, okay. nth, Daah! I give up!

3. People who arrive early. If they’re a really close friend or if they’ve specifically told you they’re coming over early to help, it’s cool. Otherwise, why are you so early? I said the party’s at 6. I didn’t say we’re having a “Watch the host decorate her place” show at 5. You’re in my house and my parents are still around, so I am compelled to tell you to sit down and offer you a beverage. If I had it my way, you’d receive a smack across the head and I’d make you do the decorations with me. So if you don’t want to be all sweaty and tired by the time everyone else comes, come ON TIME!!!

4. People who get invited and start whispering among themselves. When you come and sit down, they just giggle and stop. When you say, “What?” They say, “Oh nothing.” And they giggle… again. This is way common when you invite girls. And this I’m saying despite being a girl. Worst part is when you hear your name and you’re like, “I heard my name.” And they say, “Nothing, nothing.” You so-and-so. I just heard my name. I’m pretty sure you don’t just say my name for time pass. Spit it out!

5. People on cell phones. They. Are. The. Second. Most. Annoying. People. Existent. On. Planet. Earth. I cannot concentrate on anything when you guys have got your iPhones and BB’s pinging in my ears. I don’t want you to rub salt in the fact that I don’t have a smartphone. (Yes, I don’t. If I get brilliant marks in my exams, I might just get one :D ) It’s annoying when they say, “Can I have your wi-fi password?” You just wanna say, “Yeah sure. I’m so having a phone party here in which we party through our cell phones right?”

Recognize them? Until my next long post…

-Sayonara!-

Class 10 A magazine. .. 31°

Hey guys… So, just a few MONTHS back, I happened to be picked as editor for our class magazine for the school inspection week (that was one heck of an annoying week…phew!) :D. It’s just one issue, anyways. So, since the class magazine came out brilliant, I decided I’d upload the magazine. Credits go to all the contributors, i.e the whole class of 10 A 2012, print committee, Benita P, and the editor (I’m just kidding :P). So do check the magazine out and go ahead and comment. Would really like to know how you feel about it :).x-Sayonara!-x

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Exams se pehle…

Have you ever noticed? Before exams there are multiple reactions from different people. Here are some of the most common scenes and reactions.

At home: Kid – chilling for 5 minutes after studying for an hour 8)

Mother – What is wrong with you? You’ve just studied for an hour! Why are you taking a break now? Go back to the table and don’t get up for the next one hour. Don’t study and you’ll fail. Oh god! What do I do with you?! (Dramatic ‘nahi’ serial poses) :mad:

At school: An hour before the test: Kid 1 to kid 2 – Listen I have a doubt… (Yada Yada doubt)

Kid 2 – GASP!!! Where was that??? I know the answer…wait!!! I know the answer. Ok, I don’t the answer. I’m going to fail man! (Flips like a maniac through the textbook missing all the pages on which the answer is written)

Both are still chilled out, not really cramming

Super-confident random person – the atomic mass of… friction is created between… (some continued nonsense)

Bell rings, next teacher comes in with the test papers

Class – GAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!(Chill, it isn’t Doomsday for such a loud gasp. Save it for a time when you really need it.) :o

3 hrs later…

Kid 1 – Man, I’m flunking the test. I’m doomed; I’m going to get such low marks. (Philosopher coming through people)

Kid 2 – I know right. That was the toughest paper in all of history! (Excuse me? You actually went through all the papers of that subject in history? Weren’t last year’s question papers, sample papers and this year’s sample papers enough?) :/

Super-confident random person – That paper was amazing! I’m getting full! (Second philosopher coming through)

Kid 1, 2 – You are smart so obviously… (Uh… can I ask what’s so obvious? Just because you’re smart doesn’t mean you can become the next Bill Gates….ok, maybe you can)

Few weeks later, during the test paper handouts: Class – GAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!(Sigh, some people never learn)

After handing out the papers: Kid 1 – I can’t believe I got full!!! There must be some mistake, I can’t get full. It isn’t possible. (Sure! Go to the teacher, get 20 marks cut and come back! That’s what you want isn’t it?) :P

Kid 2 – I got such good marks! Not as good as you but still!!!(That’s the reaction!)

Super-confident random person – I lost 11 marks! 11 marks! I thought I’d get full here but I didn’t! (Let me take a guess why…Because you crammed like an idiot at the last minute)

Find them familiar? There are two types of people who take tests:

1. Who cram till the last minute, get a bit too confident and think they’ll ace the paper. Result: Shorty got low, low, low, low, low…(Low – Flo Rida) :|

2. Who don’t do any studies, read just here and there, and go bindaas for the exam. Result: They will blackout!!(Blackout-Breathe Carolina) :(

3. Who do studies but don’t take stress and go with the right dose of confidence. Result: They’ll move their body like a cyclone…(after getting the paper back that is)(Cyclone – Baby Bash) :D

4. Who study properly, don’t cram, take a little stress, and go for the exam with a bit of under dose of confidence and come out of the exam hall swearing. Result: There they go, like a shooting star… (There she goes – Taio Cruz) :)

Recognize any of these methods? If so, join the group! :P

-Sayonara!-

Chocolate USB’s??? What next???

Well, that was a really weird sight I saw the other day in class alright. Some group, say X, was presenting their PowerPoint presentation. As usual, the teacher intervened, asking how and where from the group got such wrong information. Well, I was dead bored listening to the teacher’s remarks ;) :P I started trying to get a glimpse at the features of that Sony VAIO kept on the table. OK, OK, OK…I hope somebody else also saw what happened because I don’t think you’ll believe me. Group X’s leader was nibbling on a little bit of her USB. Or…uh…was it a chocolate??? I don’t know, you decide!!!Please comment and let me know what you think! Well, anyways, the group X leader didn’t turn up the next day…or the day after that…or the day…aahh…whatever…she didn’t turn up the whole week. Turned out she ended up nibbling the storage chip of the USB (the whole thing just took place in my mind okay :P). OK…questions…are electronics edible??? Or edibles digital??? :/ confusing…But now we’ve got chickens micro chipped. So we might as well be eating the chip. :o I know the vegetarians are thanking themselves for being so!!! I don’t blame you!!! It’s cool that we can digest metals raw. Remember that weird taste which was there when you ate that barfi. And don’t get me started on malleability. Best part…tell your mom when she goes gold shopping to get a small surgery done. According to a ‘teacher’, there’s 24 carat gold in our body! And there’s also iron in those absolutely delicious choco cereal! Back to chocolate USBs. Now that they’ve invented something like that, I guess it’ll be worthwhile writing to the magnet company to get refillable magic juice glasses that don’t spill even when you turn them upside down! The teacher won’t even be able to suspect you for that terrible that’s-the-last-dreg-of-my-juice slurping noise! ;)

-Sayonara!-

Marhadaab!

First off…if you are possibly wondering, most probably you will, what marhadaab means :/ …well…it’s a recently invented compound word which means hello in Arabic (Marhaba) and in Urdu (Adaab). And no…I’m not a Pakistani from hearing that Urdu is my mother tongue. I’m an Indian, and proud of it! I’m in Dubai, which is in UAE, which is on earth, which is in the solar system, which is in the…ahhh…forget it… :P I’ll never get to the end of the list anyways. My friends say that I’m weird…which I think is evident from the name of this website. Linkin Park! 8) And my sweet tooth can never refuse any sort of sweet…except a few. But no sort of chocolate or sour thing can escape from my clutches!That burst of sweet cocoa, that tang, that velvet-ness, that freshness…can’t find the right words to describe both. I would drum my heart out if I had even that weird old set from our school. I can cook your ears…you’d be that frustrated. Everyday I’m piano-ing (does that word exist?) I love my band!!! I love red! (especially blood and cherry reds *evil chuckle*) Well then, I’m done… :D

-Sayonara!-